Friday, December 31, 2010

Happy New Year :)

Ahhhh the new year! I've been waiting for so long! Naw not really...It wasn't really all that horrible besides the fact that I grew apart from some people but got really close to others at the same time. On another note I would just like to confirm the rumors that winkey face and I have either had a huge misunderstanding (but considering the fact that this would be our third misunderstanding that would be seriously unlikely) , or he thought that our relationship was an open one. And that is not the way I roll. I mean I seriously? A level headed, christian girl who really doesn't want to waste her time with scumbags here. Yup that's me. But I was fore warned; My friends tried to tell me that he was jerk and that it would just end bad and of course i didn't listen because I was the object of his affection for a full month. Now suddenly all these girls have been flaming his face book page talking about how he has been hitting on them non stop (not to mention all their boyfriends have been attacking him.) Some of these girls I have no idea who they are and others are girls who kinda asked for it...Slutty girls from school who ask for attention but then make the guys seem sex predators when things get too heated for them. I guess I was just another tool, oh well. I expected it to blow up in my face eventually, but I thought it would be more flashy and dramatic and that it might perhaps actually include me in some way? But I guess its kinda hard to keep up with which girls your hitting on, in a relationship with, fighting with and lusting after. Serious player fail. But I suppose that I should actually have a conversation that confirms that we are actually over. I don't want to be mean and I don't want to tare him down or anything. I would just rather end things on good terms; he is obviously going through some rough things with some other chicks and the more I think about Micheal the more I miss him :( so I obviously have some personal things that I should work out to. Until next time :) Peace, Love & Tuna ~ <3

Monday, December 27, 2010

Hows it goin'?

So my two followers (who are secretly the same person) have been nagging me to update my blog so here it goes.
Last week I and the walking chastity belt went down to south Georgia to visit with cool people she met in college and we all hung out for a week. They fed us way too much food, wouldn't let us pay for anything and gave us Christmas gifts. So we spent very little money and got lots of food and presents. Pretty awesome week. But as usual the walking chastity belt tried to set me up with nice church boys, which isn't something I mind but I've already gotten my future husband on lock (my bff/ first love) His name is Micheal. Nothing to do with winkey face?! A shocker. I know. But Micheal has been my bff since we were eleven, we met in church. The good old days with the gang of hoodlums that crowded into the second pew in the front on the left. Yup that was us. But after he moved away to Florida I didn't talk to him for a year but when I was in Florida this time last year on an over lavished vacation I remembered I had his number and decided to text him for old times sake. Things hadn't changed at all, excepted I had acquired a fashion sense, cut off my hair and dyed it red; and he had grown up a little, started running with a sketchy crowd and got 7 tattoos..but he was still the same sweet Micheal to me. And apparently I was the only one who still got to see that side of him. We pretty much agreed that the opposite sex was stupid and talked about our futures. We came to the awesome conclusion that we would grow up, get married, move somewhere populous or tropical and he would pursue his dreams of becoming a chief and I would be a stay at home wife or get a simple job like a journalist or an online blogger or a stay at home mother (Micheal doesn't want children but that will all change one day, trust me on this one hes too good with kids)
But away from the plans of what was and what will hopefully be and back to whats been going on in the mean time. While we were in South Georgia Winkey face and I had another explosive fight which once again ended in us trying to work things out. I only assumed that since after that he didn't talk to be for a few days that we just decided to end things like they were until today when he started texting me again calling me 'babe' and all that good stuff. He doesn't need to know that last night I asked one of my good friends to be my back up prom date..what he doesn't know won't hurt him right? We will just have to see how long that will last.
Christmas was pretty much awesome. It snowed like 5 inches on Christmas day. I got a new camera, a tom tom and alot of other cool gifts :) thanks to my awesome parents, family and Santa of course. Since we live up in the mountains we were afraid people wouldn't make it up to Christmas dinner so we bumped it up to 5 instead of 7. Most everyone showed up and we had a great time stuffing our faces with Christmas cheer. We exchanged gifts with our secret Santa tradition, said our goodbyes and left. I went home with the chastity belt and spent the last two days at her house with her being snowed in and gross because of the lack of a shower for two days. But at the current moment my mind is focused on blogging, prom and TV. and the fact that I am totally gaining all the weight back which i lost during my yogalates :'( . Oh well. When school starts again it is definitely back on the cereal diet for this little tuna. PS here are my two favorite prom dresses, your input is appreciated.
Strapless Full Length Beaded Gown NM-6357WMulti Print Strapless Sweetheart Dress NM-6375W

Sunday, December 12, 2010

Its begining to look alot like christmas! :)

Yes, it is the time for gift giving and love! And I am feeling it (as of last night sometime). Speaking of yesterday, its a very interesting story. Winkey face pissed me off, I had to dress up like an ugly elf and pretend to be happy on a Christmas float singing to small children with dreams, I waited an hour for my food at a restaurant and then ate too much and got sick, after which I proceeded to watch a movie and avoid winkey like the plague. So you might be asking yourself; how are you happy Tuna? Well I can answer that with an in depth description of yesterdays events. Life was going great, I was actually excited about going to the parade and ;) and I had just become officially together the night before. That was when they revealed to us the outfits we would be wearing to said parade; Grinch green sweaters on sale at walmart, your own black pants from home and shoes that were appropriate and comfortable and the icing on the cake were the dollar hats with jingle bells on them that made us look like special elves. We ended up being the last float in the parade, which meant we had to wait thirty minutes into the parade before we even started moving, and when we did start moving we were going an inch every five minutes. It took us a while to get into full swing because the floats ahead of us were creeping along at grandma speed, which was when we got stuck outside the Mexican pawn shop and were singing out Christmas carols there for a good ten minutes. The Mexican men on the bench outside the pawn shop were enjoying taking in an eye full of our youthful Christmas caroling and all our cute smiling and decided to thank us by wolf whistling at my friend Ashley and I because we were the only two girls on our side of the float. Things eventually got better as the night went on because we had Santa and Mrs. Claus on our float and they were sweet and adorable. Eventually we all lost feeling in our fingers and had fun singing the songs (especially when our CD skipped and made things awkward). We got conveniently stuck in front of my parents who had fun taking a million pictures of me in my public embarrassment suite. After the whole parade was over everyone was in a beautiful mood and we decided to take a trip to Manriques and have some awesome Mexican food. We waited an hour for our food and between seven people we ate 3 baskets of chips and salsa. Just before our food came ;) text me and choose not to inform you of what he said specifically but it was an awkward subject that I was not about to discuss with him. It was an automatic rejection from my side. When my food came I was no longer hungry but I ate anyway to keep my mind off things. I must not have noticed how much Iwas eating because when I stood up I wanted to blow chunks but I ignored it ,paid for my food ,and left with everyone else on the little green short bus. When we got back on campus Winkey had been blowing up my phone with text messages about "where are you?" "are you still coming to the movie?" "when are you getting here?". I was getting more and more upset with every text that came through. I was going to find my friend Katelyn but I couldn't see in the dark and I was nauseated so Ashley and I just took one of the back seats in the back row. I was attempting to enjoy the movie but ;) text me once again "did you come in?" "yup" "where are you sitting?" ...I chose not to answer that question because I seriously didn't want to work out my relationship problems in the middle of the movie in front of my friend. Since I didn't answer he decided to get up from his seat and go out into the lobby to see if he could see me. I hid. There is no shame in that. I was going to throw up, it was inevitable, and even though I was pretty peeved at him at the moment I would never want to throw up on him. So he went back to his seat and I answered the text and told him I was in the back row. He asked which side I was on. And instead of answering his question I simply replied "I just want to watch the movie, I feel like crap and I really want to go home, and I am not very happy with you right now" to which he replied "what did I do?" I didn't really want to talk about it. Before I even liked him I had explain to him that unlike most girls I don't believe in sex before marriage and I am extremely strict about it so it really bothered me that he would even think about asking me to do anything. But after a while I calmed down a bit and did some deep breathing exercises and Ashley told me he was just being a guy. Even though I don't like it I suppose its something I have to deal with. But I'm semi glad that we set boundaries this early in the game. I might have been mad at him but after the movie was over I still kind of wanted to talk to him, he is my boyfriend after all but i guess he thought I was too pissed to deal with and he didn't even try to talk to me. So I went to the Chastity Belt's house to seek her wisdom because she did get an education in Brain ninja tactics. After moping and talking for a few minutes she eventually convinced me that I should try to work things out while it was still fresh in his mind because apparently men just remember things from the past day and they pretty much start everyday afresh. So I then text him saying "I'm sorry about tonight. I over reacted and had a really bad day...And I'm not mad at you so can we just start over again tomorrow?" and he quickly replied "Yea I would love that" I was so happy that I grabbed onto Chastity's thigh and hugged it for a good fifteen minutes. and I ended the night with an adorable Goodnight text. I will not admit that I love this boy because it has in no way been long enough for that but I am definitely in like with him.

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

I'm In The Band

As a few of you may know I am actually part of a band, this band is made up of only two people. You guessed it. The walking Chastity Belt and I have started a band. Truth be told we started this band a long time ago, even before I thought about making a blog. The name of this band is "The Kuzanas" (we have another blog specifically for the purpose of following our band adventures) But I have decided that I should keep everyone updated as to what was going on in my life which for the past two days has been updating our new album. The title of our album is "Rib Fingers" as inspired by a fourth of July dinner in which The walking chastity belt and I were the only two to sit outside and enjoy the beautiful summer weather and we were inspired. Yes, most of our inspiration is random, sporadic spazz like behaviour. The cover of the album will be a crazed Koala (as inspired by this video with arthritis hands (as inspired by the recent commercial about rheumatoid arthritis) but also the fingers must be covered in barbecue sauce. But the Koala thing is extremely important because every time a kuzana gets angry they make uncontrollable rabid koala noises. Its essential. Although not necessary. The Album is very reminiscent of Flight Of the Concords in the essence that it makes absolutely ZERO sense (but minus the constant profanity). Our songs are as follows "Fart Cloud", "On Top of the Mountain", "I want you close, but GO AWAY", "Scoop vs Scupe" and "Its all Good in the Neighborhood Mr. Rogers". Each of these songs has an extremely complex and interesting back story that is mostly and insane inside joke gone Arie, but that would take 245 blog posts so that will remain a story for another day. The Kuzanas also have a perfume line with delicious scents such as "Nahala Jag" (named after my awesome cat), "Fart Cloud" (isn't it obvious) and "orgy" (you don't wanna know). We are going places people, names in lightssssssss. Its inevitable, some people are just born with it.

PS for all of you who might actually care I will give a brief ;) update. Things were going great, he ate dinner with me, ditched his friends to watch a boring basketball game with me and my friends (who unfortunately don't seem to like him at all, which pisses me off to no end). Until this week, we texted all weekend and were happy go lucky. Then we get to this week and it feels like we have just come to a stand still. We have boring conversations, occasionally see each other in the hallway but there is no real jolt of excitement anymore....I don't want to think that I am letting my friends control my feelings but I can't help but feel like a puppet sometimes. Its really difficult when you want something to work so much that it becomes a problem, while everyone else is pushing you to end it all and forget about your littlest shred of happiness. I just don't understand why everyone else is entitled to date whoever they want and everyone is happy for them even if he/she is the biggest DOUCHE BAG OF ALL TIME! and when I have an interest in someone who is generally nice, but occasionally sarcastic and misunderstood everyone freaks out and wants to rip it out of my hands before I even get a real feel for it. I even did a pros and cons list on the situation. I had 11 pros and 4 cons; two of the cons weren't even my problem, they were my friends. Needless to say that the stress on the whole thing has kind of made me distance myself from winkey, which is not what I want to do at all; and my distancing has thus confused him into thinking that I might not like him as much as he likes me. So we are dangerously close to the whirl pool known as the friend zone. This is an abysmal hole that once you are sucked into it you can never really get out of its dark demonic clutches. I am scared. And I have to do something about it. I can't really decide but will update asap. TTFN.